samedi 30 novembre 2019

The Corporate Bullshit Generator - the Crossroads of Data

Without fresh data from our fans, the Corporate Bullshit Generator could not stay at the cutting-edge of innovative data-centric business intelligence. Here are two key additions (coming from the same sentence):

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At the crossroads of supply-chain, bandwidth and reorganization, value stream management is all about business acumen.
At the crossroads of values congruence, brand pyramid and socialization, the key to framework is technical strength.
At the crossroads of relevance, responsibility and convergence, the General Senior Head of Management Office drives customer-centric co-innovations.

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Flat out, the standard-setters conversate by turning data into transformation processes.
Actually, an open-door policy transgenerates our outward-looking, skills-based and up-to-the-minute success factors by turning data into superior-quality re-engineering.
Adjacencies are on track by turning data into long-term, movements-based, rollout plan.
The science-based action fosters our integrative document; this is why industry market shifts accelerate the analytics-based, hypothesis-driven, top-level and diversified case study by turning data into synergization.
The product manager potentiates corporate data practices by turning data into trigger events.
The enablers ignite our accountability by turning data into workforce adjustments.
The standard-setters differentially right-size pipelines by turning data into business equation.
As the consumer and commerce landscape continues to evolve, the group targets our frameworks by turning data into convictions.
The Senior Vice Director of Facilities Management envisioneers scalings by turning data into cross-functional synergies.
Our sourced say/do ratios influence the game changers by turning data into infrastructure.
In order to improve, you need to promote advanced-analytics and first-mover support structures by turning data into outstanding issues.
The stakeholders cost-effectively overcome our problems/difficulties by turning data into mind-blowing core values.
To remain relevant, the Enterprise Chief Value Added Services Officer (CVASO) filters out our limitations by turning data into predictability.

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The Corporate Bullshit Generator - the Crossroads of Data

Without fresh data from our fans, the Corporate Bullshit Generator could not stay at the cutting-edge of innovative data-centric business i...